It’s that time of year again, when you try to buy a cute little Christmas tree-like plant for your apartment—to be festive-like—and the cat knocks it over within like 0.3 seconds, so you spend the evening vacuuming up dirt and the bits of Christmas-tree-like-plant tendrils instead of basking in the feeling of accomplishment slash self-pity that comes with buying Christmas decorations probably only you yourself will see, but so you go out and buy a new mini Christmas tree plant anyway, decorate it, and Instagram it to feel better.
Also known as the holidays.
Cat lady moments notwithstanding, the end of the year brings with it a flurry of “Best of 2012” lists, designed to inform you of all the great writing produced over the last 12 months, and guilt trip you for not having read enough of it. How I’ve gotten through a book every week, and yet somehow managed to avoid reading even one of the NYT’s’ 100 Notable Books, is beyond me. In a related query, how could they have snubbed Sookie Stackhouse No. 12??
But really, who has time to read all of those lists, what with our busy holiday schedule of eating and napping and contemplating eating again. This is why you guys have me. By combining 17 different BO2012 lists — from, here we go, Publisher’s Weekly, NPR, NPR again, The New York Times, Michiko Kakutani, Janet Maslin, Dwight Garner, Slate, Goodreads, Goodreads again, The Washington Post, Barnes & Noble, Huffington Post, Amazon, The New Yorker, Buzzfeed and Oprah’s Book Club — I have created the ÜBERLIST, the definitive, mathematically and scientifically verified Best Books of 2012.
In all of my “research” (googling, copying, pasting), there were some clear winners. Specifically, Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity is apparently the best book ever written, appearing on a whopping 10 of my 17 lists. Only a few votes behind was Hilary Mantel’s Bring Up the Bodies, a sequel to 2009’s Wolf Hall, with seven nods. For page-turner of the year (called it) Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl appeared on six lists, followed up by The Passage of Power: The Years of Lyndon Johnson (also part of a series).
In a chart (I don’t play), here are the Top 14, by number of nominations:
Here’s a table of every book that appeared on at least three lists (links are to Amazon. Where relevant, I’ve linked to my review).
|Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai University||Katherine Boo||10||New York Times, Slate, Goodreads/Nonfiction, Washington Post, B&N/Nonfiction, Amazon, New Yorker, Buzzfeed/2012, JM, Oprah|
|Bring Up the Bodies||Hilary Mantel||7||PW, New York Times, Washington Post, B&N/Fiction, Amazon, New Yorker, JM|
|Gillian Flynn||6||B&N/Fiction, Huffington Post, Amazon, Buzzfeed/2012, JM, Oprah|
|The Passage of Power: The Years of Lyndon Johnson||Robert A. Caro||5||New York Times, B&N/Nonfiction, Amazon, New Yorker, MK|
|This is How You Lose Her||Junot Diaz||5||Slate, Goodreads/Fiction, B&N/Fiction, Huffington Post, Amazon|
|Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail||Cheryl Strayed||5||NPR/Books to Hang On To, Goodreads/Nonfiction, Amazon, DG, Oprah|
|A Hologram for the King||Dave Eggars||4||New York Times, Amazon, Buzzfeed/2012, MK|
|Beautiful Ruins||Jess Walter||4||Goodreads/Fiction, B&N/Fiction, Amazon, Oprah|
|Far from the Tree: Parents, Children, and the Search for Identity||Andrew Solomon||4||New York Times, Amazon, Buzzfeed/2012, DG|
|Quiet||Susan Cain||4||Goodreads/Nonfiction, B&N/Nonfiction, Amazon, Oprah|
|The Age of Miracles||Karen Thompson Walker||4||Goodreads/Fiction, B&N/Fiction, Amazon, Oprah|
|The Fault in Our Stars|
|John Green||4||Huffington Post, Amazon, Buzzfeed/2012, Oprah|
|The Round House||Louise Erdrich||4||PW, NPR/Book Club Reads, Amazon, Oprah|
|The Yellow Birds||Kevin Powers||4||New York Times, Huffington Post, Amazon, MK|
|Arcadia||Lauren Groff||3||NPR/Book Club Reads, Washington Post, JM|
|Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk||Ben Fountain||3||Washington Post, Amazon, JM|
|Building Stories||Chris Ware||3||PW, New York Times, Buzzfeed/2012|
|Canada||Richard Ford||3||Washington Post, B&N/Fiction, Oprah|
|How Children Succeed||Paul Tough||3||Slate, Goodreads/Nonfiction, Amazon|
|Iron Curtain: The Crushing of Eastern Europe, 1945-1956||Anne Applebaum||3||PW, Washington Post, Amazon|
|Mortality||Christopher Hitchens||3||NPR/Books to Hang On To, B&N/Nonfiction, Amazon|
|Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore||Robin Sloan||3||NPR/Books to Hang On To, Goodreads/Fiction, Amazon|
|NW||Zadie Smith||3||NPR/Book Club Reads, New York Times, Amazon|
|People Who Eat Darkness: The True Story of a Young Woman Who Vanished from the Streets of Tokyo||Richard Lloyd Parry||3||PW, Slate, Amazon|
|Telegraph Avenue||Michael Chabon||3||B&N/Fiction, Amazon, MK|
|Tell The Wolves I’m Home||Carol Rifka Brunt||3||Goodreads/Fiction, Amazon, Oprah|
|The Dog Stars||Peter Heller||3||Goodreads/Fiction, B&N/Fiction, Amazon|
|Half-Blood Blues||Esi Edugyan||3||Slate, Amazon, Oprah|
|The Signal and the Noise||Nate Silver||3||Goodreads/Nonfiction, B&N/Nonfiction, Amazon|
|Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?||Jeanette Winterson||3||Amazon, DG, Oprah|
|Zona||Geoff Dyer||3||Slate, Huffington Post, New Yorker|
And here’s an Excel file of the full list, which has 224 books total.
P.S.: Out of the 220 books on the full list that have authors (and excluding one book written by a married couple), 85 of the Best of 2012 were written by women (38.6%), compared with 135 books by male authors. Have at it, Jennifer Weiner.
P.P.S.: Barring some sort of irreparable food coma, I hope to write my own “Best Of” list sometime in the next two weeks. Spoiler: it, too, will pass over Sookie Stackhouse #12.